Beyoncé in 2013: My husband and I are into some real weird kinky shit. Biting, slapping, masks, letting him skeet on my Oscar De La Renta on our way to the Austin Powers premiere, riding him in the bathtub with only half a gallon of Perrier sparkling water coming up to his dick.
Beyoncé in 2016: My husband and I are into some real weird kinky shit. Using HBO to air an hour-long music special about how he fucking cheated on me. Giving his underperforming streaming service a boost in popularity by exclusively releasing my highly anticipated album about how he fucking cheated on me. Only letting his streaming service retain exclusivity of my album for 24 hours before handing it over to his biggest competitor. Going to Red Lobster after we fuck.